Cock Massage (Skit)

Lyrics

[Dialogue: Eminem & Massage therapist] *Groaning* **Dial tone** Oh, answer the phone you fucking slut transvestite With a cock, you're a man, aren't you? You're a fucking man (Hello?) Oh, hey Um, is this, uh, I'm looking for a sensual, I don't know Body rub, or something (Uh-huh, that's what I do) Listen, what type of body rubs, like I'm looking for like, um, I don't know, like A cock massage... You know what I mean? (Right) Like something like, I'm kind of, like I don't know, I'm sure you do this everyday Um... I'm just- I don't know, I'm looking for something like My wife, my wi- I'm married, um My wife does not satisfy me the way that you could