The Meanest Girl In Town

Lyrics

[Verse 1] She'll tell you that she loves you, make you feel just like a king She'll cry to you and lie to you, she'll do most anything She'll get right up next to you, and the first thing that you know You'll be telling her you're sorry 'cause she hurt you so I said she's evil The most evil girl I've found, oh oh yeah There ain't no doubt about it She's the meanest girl in town, hah hah hah, hah hah hah [Verse 2] She'll invite you over to her house at half past nine You'll wear a suit, you'll wear a tie, you'll give your shoes a shine You'll take a real deep breath and knock on her front door Her little sister will tell you, "She don't live here anymore" I said she's evil, hah The most evil girl I've found, oh yeah There ain't no doubt about it She's the meanest girl in town, ah yeah, hah hah hah [Saxophone solo] [Verse 3] She'll put her arms around you and squeeze with all her might She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips and close her eyes real tight Your heart will pound like thunder, you'll melt in her embrace But when you go to kiss her, why, she'll laugh right in your face Because she's evil The most evil girl I've found, hah hah hah, hah hah hah hah There is no doubt about it She's the meanest girl in town, hah hah hah, hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah…