Lyrics

[Verse 1] Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho [Chorus] Blonde haired, good looking trying to get me hooked Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and write a book Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho [Verse 2] Pay phone, something wrong, dial gone Well me ought to sue the operator for telling me a tale Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho [Break] Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho [Verse 3] Been to Vietnam, been a fighting in the war Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho [Verse 4] Working in the filling station, too many tasks Wipe the window, check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho [Chorus] Blonde haired, good looking trying to get me hooked Wants me to marry, get a home, settle down and write a book Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business Too much monkey business for me to be involved in Oh-ho-ho [Outro] Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho