Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm a poor Hawaiian beach boy A long way from the beach 'Cause someone shoved his face against my hand Now I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple I'm in the can [Verse 2] I was minding my own business Drinking daddy's juice I swear I'll never touch that stuff again Just like a pig before he gave his all at the lu'au I'm in the pen [Chorus] Got those beach boy blues Don't the time go slow? Lonely beach boy blues Only 30 days and 90 years to go [Verse 4] I want a taste of honey From my wahine's lips I want to be her ever-loving man But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple I'm in the can Yeah [Outro] But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple I'm in the can Oooh, in the can