(I Don’t Want to Go to) Chelsea

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Photographs of fancy tricks To get your kicks at sixty-six He thinks of all the lips that he licks And all the girls that he's going to fix [Pre-Chorus] She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle Capital punishment, she's last year's model They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie I don't want to go to Chelsea [Chorus] Oh no, it does not move me Even though I've seen the movie I don't want to check your pulse I don't want nobody else I don't want to go to Chelsea [Verse 2] Everybody's got new orders Be a nice girl and kiss the warders Now the teacher is away All the kids begin to play [Pre-Chorus] Men come screaming, dressed in white coats Shake you very gently by the throat One's named Gus, one's named Alfie I don't want to go to Chelsea [Chorus] Oh no, it does not move me Even though I've seen the movie I don't want to check your pulse I don't want nobody else I don't want to go to Chelsea [Verse 3] Photographs of fancy tricks To get your kicks at sixty-six He thinks of all the lips that he licks And all the girls that he's a-going to fix [Pre-Chorus] She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle Capital punishment, she's last year's model They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie I don't want to go to Chelsea [Chorus] Oh no, it does not move me Even though I've seen the movie I don't want to check your pulse I don't want nobody else I don't want to go to Chelsea