Episode of Blonde (Live)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I spy for the spirit of curiosity On every vain mediocre monstrosity I gossip and I pry and I insinuate If the failure is great then it tends to fascinate A tornado dropped a funnel cloud with twenty tons of rain Well he had the attention span of warm cellophane Her lovers fell like skittles in a ten pin bowling lane But nothing could compare with that explosion of fame So you jumped back in alarm Every Elvis has his army, every rattlesnake his charm Can you still hear me? Am I coming through just fine? Your memory was buried in a simple box of pine [Chorus] Did her green eyes seduce you and make you get so weak? Was there fire engine red that she left upon your cheek? It's such a shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on But the last thing you need is another episode of blonde [Verse 2] Revolving like a jeweler's figure on a music box The spangled curtain parted and a night-club scene unlocked Pinned, fixed and fastened in a fallow spot Arms thrown out to everyone, she's giving all she's got To the last gasp of a wounded bandeon A tiny man imploring to the ceiling fan that stolen feeling Amplified up through the busted speaker blaring, blasting Advertising, distorted beyond reason Into the street where petty crime-coats shadow panic drunkards Half out of the taxi cab, the barker seized my elbow He said i was another lonely, likely victim Looking for St. Telmo [Chorus] Did her green eyes seduce you and make you get so weak? Was there fire engine red that she left upon your cheek? It's such a shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on But the last thing you need is another episode of blonde [Verse 3] I tried to keep a straight face but you know it never pays He would stare into her eyes and then vacation in her gaze She was a cute little ruin that he pulled out of the rubble Now they are both living in a soft soap bubble The film producer's contemplating, entertaining suicide The picture crumpled in his fist, his runaway child bride The timepiece stretched across his wrist, she couldn't care less, cast aside The scent that so repelled him that he swore: "insecticide" And there's farewell note to mother That will conclude "your loving son" "Oh, mother tell your children Not to do what I have done" [Chorus] Did her green eyes seduce you and make you get so weak? Or was there fire engine red that she left upon your cheek? It's such a shame, it's such a shame, shame, shame A shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on But the last thing you need is the last thing you want Is another episode of blonde It's another episode of blonde Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yes, another episode of blonde [Verse 4] So an artist drags a toothbrush across the first thing that he sees And he names the painting "Christ's last exit into purgatory" Receiving secret messages from an alien intelligence And paying off his stalker, it's a legitimate expense So paste up pictures of those shrill and hollow girls with puckered lips She's a trophy for your arm, a magnet for your money clip The moral of this story is a sorry tale to say They're pieced with links of chains so they can never run away [Outro] Episode of blonde Episode of blonde Episode of blonde Episode of blonde