Medley (Yell Help / Wednesday Night / Ugly)

Lyrics

[Part I: Yell Help] [Verse 1] Yell help Too many cooks and a bird in the bush Yell help Yell help If your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed Yell help [Chorus] 'Cause down the road you find someone else who's lookin' Down the road you find another sweet lady cookin' So I gotta yell help Yell help, yell help, yell help [Verse 2] Yell help Some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned Yell help If you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm [Chorus] 'Cause down the road you find someone else who's lookin' Down the road you find another sweet lady cookin' So I gotta yell help Yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help [Part II: Wednesday Night] [Chorus] I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July (Yell help) And you're lookin' at the guy whose eyes can't deny That he wishes he was somewhere else tonight I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July (Yell help) And you're lookin' at the guy whose eyes can't deny That he wishes he was somewhere else tonight [Part III: Ugly] [Verse 1] Well, I met this woman down in New Orleans Lord, she built just like a dream Even wore stockings that had seams and she was ugly Now hell, I don't mind Women of her kind I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly [Verse 2] Ooh, she built like a steamroller Just the kind to mow you over anytime Hey, the moment might arrive On Bourbon Street Well, the ugliest woman you'll ever meet But she's mine all mine and she's ugly So I better yell help [Chorus] Yell help Yell help Yell help Yell help (She was ugly, she was ugly) Yell help Yell help (She was ugly, she was ugly) I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July Yell help Yell help (She was ugly, she was ugly) I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July Yell help Yell help (She was ugly, she was ugly) I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July Yell help Yell help [Outro] Ugly Ugly, so ugly, yeah Ugly, so ugly, yeah Ugly, so ugly, yeah Ugly, so ugly, yeah Ugly, so ugly, yeah Ugly, so ugly, yeah Ugly, so ugly, yeah