Lyrics

There's a tiny chihuahua in my hand Smaller than any dog God had ever planned This dog is so amazingly small I'm not sure that technically it's a dog at all But when I hold it I am Happy right this second Right this second I am happy I am happy right this tiny second now I sit around and I gripe about TV Hate it even though you got us cable for free Just when I start feeling really mean We flip to a station showing high school drill team routines And when I watch it I am Happy right this second Right this second I am happy I am happy right this tiny second now If I try not to dwell on it Perhaps I can put a spell on it Be happy for two seconds in a row Then I'll be the happiest person that I know Sometimes I feel I'm drowning in a sea of misery Then I see that tiny dog Swimming out to rescue me The world is full of pain and greed and vice Still you can get your full name carved On a single grain of rice And that's enough to make me Happy right this second Right this second I am happy I am happy right this tiny second now Happy right this second Right this second I am happy I am happy right this tiny second now Happy right this second Right this second I am happy I am happy right this tiny second now Right now Right now