Lyrics

[Verse 1] When you burn another deuce, it's no use, it's no use Why don't you cut another scene to the floor? Don't need no excuse, man, to call another truce What makes you think I wanna watch you anymore? [Pre-Chorus 1] You've got a lot of gall That electric ball Is weird and so is the lady I wish this wasn't all I'm afraid I gotta call This thing a travesty [Chorus] Worst movie ever Worst movie ever Worst movie ever [Verse 2] When you're licking on the screen What does it mean, what does it mean If you don't buy another ticket to the show? Keep the clean sheets clean As we all start turning green I see that everybody here has got to go [Pre-Chorus 2] Nothing's what it seems All the Hollywood dreams They seem quite staged to me Budget laser beams Hardly anybody screams How did this ever come to be? [Chorus] Worst movie ever Worst movie ever Worst movie ever [Post-Chorus] This won't win any awards This shit was made for TV Cut loose your Hasidic landlord And move some mountains with me [Spoken] Oh man I don't mean to sound like I'm complaining or anything But this thing we just watched is a crime against humanity I'll watch a movie for a little bit of escapism, release, you know I'm not looking to have my entire worldview challenged I don't like feeling like I've got to go on a killing spree Just because I watched a movie [Pre-Chorus 3] I don't know what you gain when mediocrity reigns And stings you like a bee I feel too much pain I'll never be the same again Can't you see what it's doing to me? [Chorus] Worst movie ever Worst movie ever Worst movie ever