Lyrics

(Through the ages of time) EK: What? (I've been known for my hate) EK: Cool (But I'm a dealer of simple choices For me it's never too late) EK: Nobody gives a fuck (Agent of wealth, bearer of needs--) *Changing channels* (Ugh, and it's a sad occasion because well the football season ends on Sunday, so tomorrow...) J: Oh God EK: Fuck yo football! (...tailgate brought to you by Bud Light, the official beer sponsor of...) EK: Talk about the snow (...Thursdays with Will Kennedy from channel 3 and--) *Changes channel* (Their fingerprints are everywhere, but they pretend they're not--) EK: What the fuck?! J: What have you done? EK: *Humming* I'm playing Mario J: Sonic The Hedgehog dude (Chasing after--) J: Okay, yeah I'm good EK: Chasing after the golden rings! (...Peacock at the center for sights and get that free consultation--) J: Oh Shit, I'll be going to a peacock confrontation *Changes channel* J: Oh my goodness, there's nothing on EK: What the fuck?! J: You choose something EK: Radio! (...rotisserie chicken and two pound potato salad...) EK: Nobody gives a fuck about your dumb ass chicken (Smile because it's cooked--) EK: Shut up, just shut up