Meat Sauce (Donavexx I)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I live in a box My name is Colonel Speak n Spell but the veterans of science call me Donavexx cause of uncommon text My favourite albums are dark and in Pat Benatar Before I made these raps I wanted to be a tennis star My friends said I needed a fake rap name so I said Here's some fake shoes, don't ya feet feel good? MC's mow my lawn because I'm the man like repo No one believes you when I said I would grow up to battle Stezo Wear my hats like Devo Send death threats to Joe Clair My flavour's edible like sandwiches with no hair I give competition the annoying treatment by calling their house every 5 minutes until they change their address I'm pen and pad-less so I write rhymes on cassette When I step on the court I wear the headband like Bill Walton My girl's got the moustache just like Andre Dawson I'll order 30 cheeseburgers and leave without napkins [Verse 2] My idea of thrills is ordering 734 CDs from Columbia House and not paying the bill like a champion I'm tamperin With the notion of alienating all my friends by telling them I'm the Death Slime Evaporator I had to take a Kenny G album cover to the hair stylists Show her what kind of haircut I wanted exactly I asked thee Professor at my fashion school why David Bowie Had two different colour eyes My rhymes go to Yale Your rhymes go to community college struggling with a 2.3 Grade Point Average 2.3 years ago I made a salad out of fish eggs Now when I put a lightbulb in my mouth that Uncle Fester shit happens I quit rapping in 1987 Now I'm on the comeback tour with the Carter Family, D-Nice and Abba opening for my group I am the king of weird rap, do I make myself clear? Yeah, this is Donavexx Imma fuckin spray my fightjuice on all you bitch MCs For the near 1945 Yes, yes I'm chilling in the labatory with the Spacemouse And my man fuckin George Wallace is on the wheels of steel So everyone eat a fuckin Vegemite sandwich