Allday - triple j Bars of Steel

Lyrics

[Interlude: Shantan, Allday] Yes, joining us in that Bars of Steel Booth of flames, we have one of the most successful Hip-hop artists in the country; I'm talking about Allday Chubby Boy (Yeah, yeah, yeah), Allday in here! Yeah, yeah Booth of flames; we're in the booth of flames I feel like it 'cause I'm spitting [Verse 1: Allday] Yo Vodka in my mouth while I shower in Guatemala Fresh vegetables from the market, but I don't have to barter No canned tomato in my passata McDonald's on every corner, me: I'm more like your mum's lasagne Pussy squelch like stepping in a wet bog Burning peat bricks with my granny, we singing rebel songs I got a house with the stairs, gosh While they at the train station having stare offs These rappers so lost, set a flare off You didn't do that shit and if you did it, sounds red hot Maybe I'll forgive, but I forget not 'Cause I got a chip on my shoulder like your Xbox By the time my flesh rots, we are not comparable Never heard you on them airwaves, must be my aerial My albums all collectable, collect 'em all Standing next to y'all, it's got me looking extra tall I put you under like where Ariel's from Man, that girl kinda plain; it's like that Arial font Might get my excavator ticket for your burial plot And take your flowers, "Sorry, I don't know where they've all gone" I'm a heretic; I eat spiders' eggs benedict On Halloween, on a full moon with a scary witch 'Cause she got a pair of tits, we linking at the cauldron Shoot first, ask questions later: Alec Baldwin I don't wanna socialise, recording till the morning I guess I got the bug, but not the same as Magic Johnson Fucked women from the movies, but I haven't watched them They keep coming to the shows, and I don't have to comp 'em [Verse 2: Allday] Ahem Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Scuse me, son, you thought I was done? I'ma come back like some herpes Can't fib to the fans I give 'em the naked truth; I know they're pervy Got fifteen plaques in my cupboard I need like a hundred and thirty Tour UK, US, still share a hotel room Feel like Bert and Ernie I've been on this journey This shit too fun, gotta thank my girly Thanks for the patience I took her on plane trips north and her hair went curly I feel I'm the greatest Still gotta prove that, so I'm the attorney Can't rest my case, till the jury Take off their bras and the judge is twerking Holy moly I got addicted to birdies Got a hole in one 'Cause I'm insecure and they used to curve me Holy moly Been fighting these drug demons since early Break Xanax like Anzac biscuits I bite down on a perky They never pulled up to the Woolworths Without no money, with nothing but lint That girl heard me rap one time And it stole her heart, they dusting for prints I'll never be all buff like Chillinit Even though I live right under the gym I can't sing like Kid Laroi But I'm much more funny than him So well dressed like Kanye West But I adore them Jews I'm not competitive with these rappers I got my own issues How the fuck I win so much? Game rigged so much, I was born to lose Bitch, I got guts: Intestinal fortitude Let me take you back to the dead-end jobs Nandos, pizza, factory line Burgers, call centre and 7/11 It's only a matter of time Even did party supplies, supplying the party Again when I'm rapping these lines Self-belief like a smack in a condom Something you carry inside Make some rhymes, spread 'em out wide Book some flights, took them touring She came in the room with the smoky eyes Ooh, she look alluring That's my story Luck is a lady, I'm always bedding Just like your dad at the massage parlour I need that happy ending [Outro: Allday] Allday Swaggy Boy