2 Hard Mutha’s

Lyrics

[Intro: Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, Yella, MC Ren & (All)] Yo Dre, where's the goddamn drum machine? Ah shit, I left the motherfucker with Pooh You dumb motherfucker, what the fuck we gon' do now? I don't know Hey man, I got some drums in the back What the fuck is he talking 'bout? Do we look like we can play some fucking drums? Man, I can play the drums (Bullshit!) Man, I used to fuck it up at Compton High You motherfuckin' high! You fat guy Bullshit! Give this nigga some sticks *Drum roll* Yo, fuck it up, Yella! [Verse 1: MC Ren & Eazy-E] Yo, we're two hard motherfuckers Taking out any punk-ass suckers Can you believe this? If so, be frightened We're strong as fuck with the power of a titan Setting a mark of destruction, get it! So don't front, and say you ain't with it You wanna rumble with us? You can't hang Because we're something like a two-man gang Starting some shit is what we do best Just care about ourself and say, "Fuck the rest" So, yo Eazy (Wassup?), bust it and shoot to kill And tell these stupid motherfuckers the deal [Verse 2: Eazy-E & MC Ren] I look you dead in the eye, then I spit (Yeah) I tell you to your face, punk, you ain't shit! (You ain't shit) I don't give a God-damn about feelings I'm just happy, just as long as I'm killing A 187's in progress, nigga Just as soon as I pull this trigger Automatic heavily, I start firing And the kids on the block, I'm the one they're admiring (Admiring) A bad mouth nigga on the violent tip I catch you talking some shit and I'ma bust your lip Now who you gonna tell that I'm making you soft? (Yeah) The police ain't shit 'cause I'm paying 'em off I move slow, always ready to go, so fuck it! (So, fuck it) And bitches on my dick, they know that they can suck it I'm a hard head, always having a fit When I'm not allowed to tear up shit I'm a hard motherfucker! (Hard motherfucker) [Hook: MC Ren] Two hard motherfuckers Two hard motherfuckers Two hard motherfuckers [Verse 3: MC Ren & Eazy-E] Now look at me, I'm a crazed bitch With a gangster profanity pitch Ren is a nigga that don't give a fuck To a pussy ass fool trying to press his luck I'm ready to scrap, that's if you're ready to go I'll take you out, going toe-to-toe E will start a conversion and hit you from the back While you getting fucked up by a ruthless jack Critical condition is what you receive Thinking of some back up to go and retrieve But Eazy tell what would happen my man They would get fucked up by a ruthless clan So it's simple, we don't give a fuck, right? So you and your boy can get the fuck out my sight I'm on tilt with class getting ready to blast 'Cause I'm a hard motherfucker! [Hook: MC Ren] Two hard motherfuckers Two hard motherfuckers Two hard motherfuckers Two hard motherfuckers [Verse 4: Eazy-E & MC Ren] Eazy and Ren is fucking it up again Scheming up a plot before we begin Because niggas like to stare like a bitch sometimes They say, "How could them niggas have some hell of a rhyme?" It's simple, tell 'em what we mean When the two baddest motherfuckers step on the scene Now, this is some shit – Yo, what are you saying? You stupid motherfuckers, they think I'm playing Talking all kind of shit, but I'm cracking it up I can afford to laugh 'cause I'm backing it up I'm not a buster, I'm more like a hitman So if you don't wanna throw, then you can get down You don't like it, fuck away from me! So you can stop the shit, trying to fuck the E [Verse 5: MC Ren & Eazy-E] You heard what he said, and it's the truth, so what's up? So if you want me to go, well, I'm about to nut up The two baddest motherfuckers alive So I don't think that you and your boys can survive You got a girl, well if she's good to go I bet me and E already fucked the ho A train was in effect and your bitch was rocked By a hell of a nigga that was hard to stop Yo Ren, lets jet – let's get the fuck on out! Because everybody knows what we're talking about We're two hard motherfuckers [Hook: MC Ren] Two hard motherfuckers Two hard motherfuckers Two hard motherfuckers Two hard motherfuckers (Like that) Two hard motherfuckers [Outro: MC Ren] Break it down again Come on Yella, break it down Can I get another roll? (Break it down) One time A little cymbal for me Break it down to break shine Let me get a funky roll right here What is this? Aight, on the 3, on the 2 Ah yeah, here we go y'all, break it down on the 1 Here we go, let me get a funky roll right here Two times, two time, two time…