The World’s Biggest Paving Slab

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I am the world's biggest paving slab But no one can walk over me I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm And I am Lee Ingleby I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox And the festival of R&B I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street But I have apocalyptic dreams [Chorus] You should see my armoury [Post-Chorus] I am the world's biggest paving slab So watch your fucking feet [Verse 2] I am the world's biggest paving slab But I sit here quietly No one ever looks down at the ground Yeah, no one ever notices me I wish I were born a stone I made Wycoller my home Haunting with Charlotte Bronte I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street But I think that ruins have beauty [Chorus] You should see my armoury You should walk all over me [Post-Chorus] I am the world's biggest paving slab And the world's smallest celebrity