Underdog

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Things fade every time you switch days With your back against the wall, no balls, no pay On call and you're going insane Nothing new, repetition living Groundhog Day Like Bill Murray life is blended, McFlurry Watch for nuts because the shock is anaphalactic, no worries The epinephrine pen sitting by the bottle of gin Is proof your parachute is purple, bomb the bay, sapphire skin Your blood is blue, your heart is gold Thoughts are new, your soul is old Overload the toblerone Take the throne, they know you're home You shake the ground you walking on What the fuck you think they barking on Them dogs are pissed you stole they bone The "I" in team you ball alone Your pride has seemed to overflow Hold the phone with dreams on hold Live the shit that writes the poems You go for gold but end up broke Fuck a bronze, you're not LeBron No gilded path to walk upon You spill caraffs and drop the ball You missed your match, you underdog, hey! [Hook: Peter Muth] Watch out for the stubborn little underdog We keep it going even when they try to cut us off Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder Oh, watch out for the stubborn little underdog We keep it going even when they try to cut us off Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder Ah! [Verse 2] Six Million Dollar Man, Lee Maj I am not him yet so just let me rephrase Ionic bonds rolling all day Bionic 'til the tonic has my vision freeze framed We battle through our vices, dodging bigger crises Through vacations that show up twice every seven days And we some underdogs cussing at the overlords Wonder why they sluff us off Deductible they wrote us off I soldier on through no's and dongs Avoid the streets with pipes and bombs Fist to sky, my wrist is fly With no Rolex, I'm rich inside Pistol whip the sun to shine Nudge the moon, it's quitting time Get some rest, I need my coffee Decaf for your pregnant wife [Verse 3] Ephedrine in my Slurpee, I am tired of the lurking It is time for me to pounce upon this shit and get it twerking I wonder if they heard me, wonder-wonder if they're nervous Wonder if they understand exactly what's about to surface A ripple in the water and some shit's about to start up Put a target on my back because I won't be saying "pardon" I won't be saying "'scuse me", might just piss up in jacuzzis 'Cause the underdog just found some 'roids and he's gonna abuse 'em, hey [Hook: Peter Muth] Watch out for the stubborn little underdog We keep it going even when they try to cut us off Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder Oh, watch out for the stubborn little underdog We keep it going even when they try to cut us off Fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder So watch out for the stubborn little underdog We keep it going even when they try to cut us off So fall down, back up, brush our shoulders off They're throwing stones but we're bigger than a boulder Oh, oh woah-woah-woah-oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, woah-woah-woah-woah-oh, hey-hey [E-Dub's Rambles] Peter Muth, everybody! Peter Muth Comedy. He also tweets. Yes he does, yes he dooes. Happy Freestyle Friday everybody, Happy March 12th. Oh it's a glorious day, isn't it? Go ahead turn on the news, I'll prove to you it's March 12th, I'm holding up a newspaper. Who's on, who's on CNN right now, Tony Harris, huh, Tony Harris? That's right, that's right, Tony Harris is on CNN right now, that's how you know it's Freestyle Friday. And, uh, because everybody's very depressed and the people in DC are fighting over healthcare reform, and um, and you say to me, "E-Dub, well, that stuff was happening anywhere earlier in the week, that could be any day, well you, you say to me your logic's flawed," I say no. I say no, your logic's flawed, friend. Check your facts. It's Freestyle Friday, it's March 12. Thanks to Peter Muth for killing the hook. Young English, Black Paisley, edubble.com, the new site'll be up soon. Thanks Glaze and Tup, you guys are great. Enjoy your weekend, see ya