Sex

Album cover art for "Sex" by Dyslexic Speedreaders & Andre Legacy & Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon

Dyslexic Speedreaders & Andre Legacy & Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon - Rap, Comedy

Sex

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[Intro: Paris Hilton] This is Paris Hilton, and I love the Shoot to Kill Mixtape Because the Dyslexic Speedreaders are so sexual [Verse 1: Mickey Avalon] I be that dude, who cruise the Strip For a bag of bones and perfect tits [Dirt Nasty] Perfect lips, perfect tits Hit the clit so hard you could quit your gym membership [Andre Legacy] Ever get your brains fucked out Face down with a finger in your mouth? [Mickey Avalon] I'm 'bout to hit your bitch raw dog Even though she begging me to put the condom on [Dirt Nasty] You got it goin' on, I'm feeling the ass And I bet you even got that Brazilian wax, bitch [Andre Legacy] A million in cash, in what you owe me From all the times we got taxed [Mickey Avalon] Ever been fucked in the ass by a white man With a black mask? [Dirt Nasty] At last, crackers that can rap And bag ya bitch at the bar, fucking bastards [Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy] Sex! All we want is Sex! All we need is Sex! All we do is Sex! Every day, every night, all the time Sex! All we want is Sex! All we need is Sex! (moans) [Verse 2: Andre Legacy] I ain't got time for the chit-chat I wanna eat the chocolate pussy, like a Kit Kat [Mickey Avalon] I know that ya want me, mami Slap your face with a soft salami [Dirt Nasty] I'm sorry, my dick tastes bad I just butt fucked a tranny in the ass [Andre Legacy] My dick's on Craigslist For breakfast, it'll scramble your benedicts [Mickey Avalon] Better get it quick because I leave in the morning Porn flick dick, stick your bitch on the toilet [Dirt Nasty] Oh, snap! A cracker to pop the cherry Like Billy Bob did to Halle Berry [Andre Legacy] Monster balls, Taj Mahal Family jewels, under the lobster claw [Mickey Avalon] All y'all's hoes gonna suck our dicks When they hear that new Dyslexic shit [Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy] Sex! All we want is Sex! All we need is Sex! All we do is Sex! Every day, every night, all the time Sex! All we want is Sex! All we need is Sex! (moans) [Verse 3: Dirt Nasty] I'm sexier than Tom Selleck Jump in the Ferrari, so I could smell it [Andre Legacy] I'm sexier than Bruce Willis Died with a hard-on, in that building [Mickey Avalon] I'm sexier than Prince My Purple Rain gon' stain your tits [Dirt Nasty] I'm sexier than Jose Canseco When the hoe say [?] me, with your baseball [Andre Legacy] I'm sexier than Kobe Bryant When he stuck his dick in that horny white bitch [Mickey Avalon] I'm sexier than Magic Johnson Before he got the tragic news from his doctor [Dirt Nasty] I'm sexier than Gianni Versace Before he got shot by that batty boy [Andre Legacy] I'm sexier than Elvis Presley Andre Legacy, God bless me [Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy] Sex! All we want is Sex! All we need is Sex! All we do is Sex! Every day, every night, all the time Sex! All we want is Sex! All we need is Sex! All we want is Sex! All we need is Sex! All we want is Sex! All we need is Sex!

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Credits

Writers
  • Andre Legacy
  • Dirt Nasty
  • Mickey Avalon