Blonde Hair, Brown Nose

Lyrics

You know the type She hangs around till midnight She wants you alone Handin' you an offer You know you can't refuse Sells herself for a moment of glory Hopin' to get that cover story Name dropper, pill popper Show-stopper, eaves-dropper She'll tell you she's your best friend She'll kiss your toes For a nominal fee She wants the lead in your next movie She spreads rumors just like a disease She always aims to please Please and tease (Chorus) Blonde hair, brown nose You know where it goes Blonde hair, brown nose She doesn't spit but She might chew She just wants some good reviews Actor Director groovy movie maker They're all the same to her She just wants a shot at fame Oh you know the type She hangs around till midnight Or maybe later if there's something to gain She'll perform tricks That you've never seen She always aims to please Please and tease Till she steals the keys To your brand new car And you're left in the dark Fool (Chorus) (Guitar solo) (Chorus)