Lyrics

Trailer trash, fallen angel of the underclass Teenage trollop with the perfect ass Yeah, she moved in fast on me When we first met, she was puffin' on a cigarette That demented junkyard Juliette With Tourette's of my dreams The bleach blonde hair and missing teeth Cannot hide what's underneath That nymphomaniac thief who stole my heart The scent of funyuns on her breath When she was all spun out on meth I knew she'd be the death of me There she blows, sucked a golf ball through a garden hose Two legs bragging how they never close in a gutter rosary What could I do? I got stuck on her just like the glue She'd been huffin' since the age of two Now my lonely nights were through Then that tornado ripped through town Turned the whole world upside down She vanished in a flash With my credit cards and stash Now I'm left here with this rash And I'm sifting through the ash For my tragic trailer trash