Drinking up Christmas

Lyrics

Went out to a Christmas party Had a fifth of Coke Bacardi Saw a Santa Claus in red With an aching head But he wasn't very merry In fact he was kinda scary "Ho-ho-hell" was all he said He took a drink And then another two Beneath the sink I seen him turning blue And with a wink He took the chimney out the flue Screamin' like a drunken Ebeneezer Scrooge I'm drinking up Christmas Cause I got no job, I'm a lazy slob, yeah I'm drinking up Christmas Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them A Holiday hero Yeah but I'm a zero with yuletide cheer-O I'm drinking up Christmas Tonight, alright! He's making a list and checking The kids that he feels like wrecking As he stumbles through the night Head all pink and white And he was just get goin' But then when the booze stopped flowin' Challenged Frosty to a fight He said "come on! I got a gift for you So bring it on I'll leave you black and blue!" A little song I think that Santa Claus is through And he got a nose as red as you know who! I'm drinking up Christmas Cause I got no job, I'm a lazy slob, yeah I'm drinking up Christmas Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them A Holiday hero Yeah but I'm a zero with yuletide cheer-O I'm drinking up Christmas Tonight, alright! I'm drinking up Christmas... I'm drinking up Christmas...