Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey what's up man? (I don't understand) The [dirt sad?] rap about Roxanne What a helluva lie, the errors that ran Some blind MC said she was a man I was down, too down, 'bout my reputation I bust her out, it was my obligation (Did you take her to the beach?) Just like we planned But I knocked her up, Roxanne, Roxanne [Hook] Roxanne's knocked up Roxanne's knocked up [Verse 2] Yo Roxanne, you gained a lotta weight You're tellin' everybody it's the food you ate Do you think we're fools, do you think we're crazy? And that you realize that you're gonna have a baby? Take heed to my rap 'cause my rap is true Everybody in the hood is talkin' 'bout you So who is the father? Do you know who it is Six MCs, they all say they did You say it could be Barry, and then you say it's Gary And now you start to say it could even be Larry But who is the one that you gave some He's not so lucky 'cause he's got a son! [Hook] Roxanne's baby Roxanne's baby [Verse 3] Roxanne, baby, you're livin' a lie You ain't real so don't even much try You were in like Flynn and down like Jack And now that body has got real fat Why did I have to meet this girl Roxanne? And now I've got to meet her old man (He's mad) Yeah, that's what I heard He's a grandad now to young Harry the 3rd H-A-R-R-Y Roxanne now has a little guy She dresses him in pleather, a hair with [?] feather She bought the baby plastic, too cheap to buy him leather And when he face the weather, his clothes [?] forever She might've saved some money but it didn't look too clever, get real! [Hook] Roxanne's baby Roxanne's baby [Verse 4] When I met this girl they call Roxanne Everybody said that she was a man I said you must be crazy, Roxanne ain't a fairy She's walkin' 'round town with her jelly baby I know you're sick, you must be wack And girl, Roxanne ain't nothin' like that Just look in the stroller, he's a rock and roller He's gonna bust some skulls when he gets much older Be good to Uncle Sam, to became a soldier A lifetime of love devoted to his mother! [Hook] Roxanne's baby Roxanne's baby Roxanne's baby Roxanne's baby [Outro] [?] my friend, the time has come To chase Roxanne a happy home And this is the real story of Roxanne, man. I was tellin' you man, everybody was tellin' these stories about the six MCs man, you know, and was talkin' 'bout Roxanne was like... I remember Roxanne man, Roxanne was comin' like through the projects man, you know. They talkin' about six MCs man, it was much more than six MCs man. And I was tellin' you, I was one of the first ones, you know, I busted out Man, you didn't know Roxanne man, you didn't No man, you got it all wrong, man. I know Roxanne man 'Cause my baby's name is Harry man, that baby's name is Rico, man. That baby's name 'cause my name is Rico Gonzales man Come on man, you always try to say that you know Roxanne I remember man. It was me, it was Chu-Chu, it was Oye, it was Baba Louie man. And everybody was fooolin' around. We was having a good time man Hey Boo-Boo Hey Yogi Believe it or not, this is the third time today that I saw helicopters going around. They came for more Roxanne records, Boo. Whatever happened to picnic baskets, Boo? I don't know Yogi Hey Boo-Boo Hey Yogi I can't believe what Mr. Ranger sir is gonna think if he doesn't find at least two more Roxannes in the morning Hey Mister Engineer, you know the party music that goes don-duh-don-duh-don-a-don-don-don-da-don? Man this is the way I used to learn it man. I remember I used to [?] with the ladies and then I remember when Roxanne used to come by man. She used to give the fellas, well I won't tell you exactly what she used to give 'em but let me just say this, it was hot, okay I mean it kept me hot, I'm not saying the [?]: I met this girl named [?] Man hold on a second, man hold on, that ain't the way it goes. It goes something like this: I met this [?] Roxanne and then she- Hey man, you ain't doing Roxanne right I met this girl named Roxanne and then I saw her face And then she was around and then I went to sock a little Hold man, I gotta rehearse that part again No man that ain't exactly it, hold on, hold on, hold on: I met this girl named Roxanne and then you see his father And then he was angry, and then you saw his face And then you see the Rico, and then you hit that music Hold on a [?] second man. Hey Mister Engineer, don't start the tape man. Hold on a sec: And then you see the Roxanne, and then you see her face, and then you see the leather, And then you see the pleather, And then you [?]