Kyle’s Mom’s a Big Fat Bitch

Lyrics

[Intro: Kid Rock] Tell you 'bout Kyle's momma Ha-ha-ha Straight out of Taylor: Joey C [Verse 1: Joe C & Kid Rock] Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah) Now she's fugly, but still thinks she's pretty (Heh) I just laugh, and walk on past Sayin' "Shit, god damn, that's a big fat ass!" Fuck that slut, she's a big fat trick But I still let her suck this ten-foot dick! (Ha-ha-ha) Joe C, I'm a crazy hit Down with Kid Rock and the South Park clique (Yeah) I don't know much, but I know this shit Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch! [Chorus: Kid Rock & Joe C] Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch She's a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed bitch [Verse 2: Kid Rock] Uh-huh, Kid Rock, check it My homie named Kyle lives up the block He's got a big fat mom that sucks my cock, huh Non-stop, she's a sight to see A real sloppy bitch, that does right by me She might be the best suck in the mountains Ten times a week; but shit, who's countin'? I'm astounded by the things she does She's the suckinest, fuckinest freak there ever was She ain't a slut, she's a super-groupie And I pass that bitch around like a doobie I don't know much, but I know this Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch [Chorus: Kid Rock & Joe C] Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch She's a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed bitch [Bridge: Kid Rock] Oh, shit Tell em, Joe [Verse 3: Joe C, Kid Rock, & Both] I'm Joe C, the C stands for Cool I might be a fuck, but I ain't no fool (Uh-uh) I just rolled from South Park to Boulder Caught Kyle's mom trippin' on X, so I bowled her Then I sold her, 'cause I'm like that Little freak-ass pimp, but you know that (Yeah) I'm just mad, gold tracks, like I'm Puffy Colorado bitches ain't shit but yuppies Whattup? I'm the J-O-E To the motherfuckin C in the place to be (Uh, uh, yeah) I don't know much, but I know this Kyle's momma is a big fat beotch! [Chorus: Kid Rock & Joe C] Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch She's a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed bitch! [Outro: Kid Rock] Heh-heh-heh! Yup, that's right Joey C, Kid Rock, The Twisted Brown fuckin' Trucker This goes out to all the fat bitches of the world Heh, yup, yup, yup Time to drink some wine