The Ballad of Lemmiwinks

Lyrics

[Verse 1] A great adventure is waiting for you ahead Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead The journey before you may be long and filled with woe But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told [Chorus] Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks [Verse 2] Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and vast To find his way out of a gay man's ass The road ahead is filled with danger and fright But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince. [Verse 3] The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead Don't look back Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late Slow down now, and seal your fate I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide. [Verse 4] Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win [Bridge] Lemmiwinks came to the stomach dark Near the depths of the lungs and heart You choose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish. (The catatafish of the stomach's cove) If you answer this riddle, the esophogous will let you pass. (Catatafish's riddle will soon be told) Hang on Lemmiwinks, you solved the Catatafish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through! [Verse 5] Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through Great job Lemmiwinks, thanks to you we are all free. But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the gerbil king. All hail the gerbil king! Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! There are still so many enemies and battles yet to fight For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night [Chorus] Lemmi-Lemmi-Lemmiwinks Le-Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks Le-Le-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks Gerbil King