Crooked Booty

Lyrics

[Intro: Cee-Lo] Woo Ahahaha Crooked booty Make you ha, and shake your shit Woo, Lord Hmm [Verse 1: Cee-Lo] I am putting the poetry into motion My addiction is overdosing on a natural high Supplying the soul with that unmistakable, mystical, magical feeling that your money can't Buy Becoming a slave to the rhythm There's no way that you could stop me now I'd like to see you try 'Cause I'm already long-gone Don't be scared for me baby, just blow me a kiss goodbye I can't believe you'd rather stay behind than go beyond Talk to me, baby, tell me why Society won't set ya free now follow me Programming your fear to fly But best believe I'ma breathe and break ground before I die I know it's "Live and let live," but my love won't let me lie Make me wanna do the— [Pre-Chorus: Andre 3000] And we don't speak proper English When we walk, we strut our stuff We act like life is gravy even though it's oh-so rough My doctor diagnosed me and he said, "Now, here's the deal: You're coming down with a bad case of" [Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo] The Crooked Booty (Come on, everybody) The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all) Now everybody do the crooked booty Come on, I say the crooked booty (Come on) Come on everbody I say the crooked booty Yeah, the crooked booty Now everybody do the crooked booty Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (Oh-ho, everybody) [Verse 2: Sleepy Brown] Oh doctor doctor help me please I got this problem come over me And I just can't shake it (I just can't seem to shake this thing off up me, now, help me) At first, I was just fine Didn't really play it no mind Until it hit another time (Another time) 'Cause my chest popped out (My chest popped out) And my back went in (I said, "My back went in") Started movin my body Like I had a nervous itch (Oww!) So the doctor gave me (Say what?) This remedy (What'd he say?) He said, "Pop it to, boy And feel the beat" Ayy, everybody [Verse 3: Khujo] It's the brand new craze and it's comin your way It was started in the slums by the Dungeon Family It's not very hard, it's kinda easy to do (Do) All you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot, yo It's called the "Crooked Booty" and it's only a test It's like tryin to stop the IRS from takin your cheques It's like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap It's like tryin to stop a nigga from crackin your back on this track It's like tryin to tell your daughter you can't chase the cake It's like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set You just go like that (It don't matter) You can be 400 pounds or be as tall as Shaq (Come on), ugh Pimp, get out your 'Lac And do the crooked booty, and do the crooked booty Do the crooked booty do the crooked booty do the crooked booty, ahhh! [Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo] Now everybody do The Crooked Booty (Everybody, come on) The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all) Now everybody do the crooked booty (A little louder) Come on, I say the crooked booty (People in the back) Come on, everybody, I say the crooked booty (People on the side) Yeah, the crooked booty Now everybody, do the crooked booty (Yeah, y'all got it) Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (A little louder y'all) [Bridge: Andre 3000] I ain't got no paper I can't wipe my ass, huh But give me one lil' dollar I'll show you how to make it last (Come on) I ain't got no paper I can't wipe my ass, oww But give me one lil' dollar I'll show you how to make it last (I'll show you how to—) [Pre-Chorus: Andre 3000] And we don't speak proper English When we walk, we strut our stuff We act like life is gravy even though it's oh-so rough My doctor diagnosed me and he said, "Now, here's the deal: You're coming down with a bad case of the" [Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo] The Crooked Booty The Crooked Booty (A little louder now) Now everybody do the crooked booty (Do it like you can't do it no more) Come on, I say the crooked booty Come on, I say the crooked booty Yeah, everybody do the crooked booty Now everybody do the crooked booty The crooked booty Now everybody do the crooked booty (yeah, everybody) The Crooked Booty (Come on) Now everybody do the crooked booty (I can't hear y'all) I say the Crooked Booty Now everybody say the crooked booty The Crooked Booty Now everybody do the Crooked Booty The Crooked Booty (yeah, y'all got it)