Player vs Player

Lyrics

Verse: Chris Hunger [Verse 1: "Mainstream rapper"] Uh, yeah, check it yo I got sixteen, you got no verse You should be home doing my homework Quit before your own turn That ain't a backpack, that's an old purse So just back off, take a bat to the back of your laptop You don't belong in rap; he's a PC, me, I'm a Mac And see, that's a fact This is real talk, your words are abstract You can't win, face it, this dude is living in his mom's basement Start moving, you losing Bookworm, should have studied improving That joke was amusing You're an oxymoron, dude is confusing [Verse 2: "Nerdcore rapper"] If I'm a PC, then I'm Dual Core computing Since you're a Mac, then it's clear you're a Newton Ripping it, believing it, quick 'cause I notice things I'm gigabit ethernet, your style is token ring You fake smart, it's not AI Your boys are your backup, I got a RAID5 Castle invade, checkmate in Simon's Quest You wanna play a game, then do what Simon Says Get a new page, correct what you say I'll set a blue flame to your level 2 mage Well it's too late, you spray toothpaste I pack binaries, you pack suitcase Plus I got a girl, I never mac that My brain is fast track so I have the last laugh A memory leak, only he doesn't know Errors and warnings, time to debug your flow [Verse 3: "Mainstream rapper"] You funny, better run dummy Put you in the toilet and take your lunch money You a now and later, bounce equator Break you in half like your calculator They call me the aftershaver This dude ain't too sharp, gonna make me grab a razor You're a beginner, me I rhyme great King of the Midwest and the tri-state [Verse 4: "Nerdcore rapper"] You're an irate, live bait, crime rate primate Zero out your time-wait, and kick you off MySpace Water molecules dehydrate How you gonna skyscrape when your height is 5-8? (Come here!) You failing like Sybase The only time you get big is right before you dilate Check your mail, new message My chromosome is XY, yours is two Xs [Verse 5: "Mainstream rapper"] I'm selling like crack, I gotta cook that Hold the mic right, that's why I took that Man you look bad, he got too many books for his bookbag I'm a mean dude, you don't wanna see me mean too, this means you Life ain't fair, no one said I'm nice I rep for my corner each and every night [Verse 6: "Nerdcore rapper"] Wow, you run a corner in the dead of night? I run a whole island inside of Second Life Better price, better time True, your IQ's less than Kevin Federline's Never mind, no-one's home This guy tried to blue-box a cellular phone Shoot him down in a blue blaze of glory He thought I, Robot was based on true stories [Verse 7: "Mainstream rapper"] Look man, let me holler at you My 28" rims are even taller than you Uh, he can't see me Blind from the shine on my chain 3D [Verse 8: "Nerdcore rapper"] You're confused, look I can see They took you off BitTorrent, no-one would seed you You like to talk rhyme a lot But your diamond rocks cannot outshine my fiber ops [Verse 9: "Mainstream rapper"] I'm too fly, call me Big Bird Get outta here with your big words, big nerd Look, I get paid in the streets I was made in the streets, so I'm blazin' the streets [Verse 10: "Nerdcore rapper"] No need to ask, whether Dual Core's hot yet With more downloads than the whole Storm botnet If you blaze in the street, raising the heat Then why I face an emcee, you ain't amazing to me Talk about my words like a verbal jihad You're barely smart enough to call the Geek Squad You're not a rap competitor This guy guest-appeared on "To Catch a Predator" Why don't you have a seat over there? [Outro] You are nothing (nothing) Fatality-tality-tality-tality (Mortal Kombat death scream)