Dog Proposal

Lyrics

Do you believe that hard work is what it takes to be successful? I know it sounds bad, but I think it's one of the most misleading ideas emerging in the culturescape today Hard work has very little to do with success Open your phone and check your entrepreneurial channels You'll see motivational pictures about working hundred hour weeks Well, it only applies to those who are operating at a really basic level It's not your problem Why are you so chuffed you beat a team who were only promoted to the Premier League just recently? We've got more courage, more mettle than you prize ponies Our centre back bought every traveling fan a drink each at Christmas Duvet covers, branded gilet, big puffer coat, TV channel, baby seats, slim pint glasses, home team tumblers, rubber coasters, rubber keyring, Manchester United gnome London woman on the phone, I've just started working in London I've joined a gym, I've joined a gym close to the office I've joined a gym, I've joined a gym close to the office I've joined a gym The key is routine Fix regular times in your schedule and stick to them This year is the Cher year Oh, fucking hell, okay Okay Okay Dog proposal She's written a She's written a dog proposal For Wilma So you should read it