Steve McQueen

Lyrics

Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen The coolest doggone motherscratcher on the silver screen I'd drive real fast everywhere no one would ever catch me And I'd kick your ass if you pissed me off so be careful what you ask me And I'd never have an empty bottle or an empty bed And as cool as Paul Newman is I bet Steve could whup his head Steve McQueen When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen The coolest doggone motherscratcher on the silver screen Now, Bullitt was my favorite movie that I'd ever seen I totaled my go-cart tryin' to imitate that chase scene That Mustang had six hubcaps—know what I mean? And I love the way they all flew off when it landed in that ravine Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen The coolest doggone motherscratcher on the silver screen Now, I really loved The Getaway back when I was eight That pussy Alec Baldwin sucked in the remake And speakin' of pussy, I guess Steve got it all He fucked Faye Dunaway and he fucked Ali MacGraw Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen The coolest goddamn motherfucker on the silver screen (yee-haw) I went to see The Hunter on my first date The Hunter was the last movie Steve McQueen lived to make They took my drivers license when I was just sixteen The year Mesothelioma killed Steve McQueen Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen The coolest goddamn motherfucker on the silver screen The coolest goddamn motherfucker on the silver screen The coolest goddamn motherfucker on the silver screen The coolest goddamn motherfucker on the silver screen Steve McQueen!