Lyrics

I play Pac-Man and I watch T. V I'm so happy 'cause it pleases me I couldn't really ask for anything else Maybe my own chain of Taco Bells I'm perfectly happy right where I am I could live forever in a traffic jam It doesn't really bother me to breath the poison air I'd choke anyway, I don't really care Sometimes I think about getting away for a while But when I return I will be out of style You may say I'm not an ambitious man But let me tell you I've got some plans Like there's a new car I wanna buy And a video cassette recorder yet I'm not sure why I wanna get married and have three kids 'Cause I'm lonely and I've got the hard dick Commuter Man