We’re Slytherins!

Lyrics

You say we're such nice guys That we're Gryffindors in disguise You say that Hufflepuff's a lot That's another view of Slytherin you got Cuz we're cunning and ambitious And we like to play vicious We'll crash your dreams and we like to get a little mean Shut up and listen (what?) We're Slytherins (yeah) You wish we were in your house Shut up and listen (what?) We're Slytherins (yeah) You wish we were in your house We wrote about Slytherin pride We wrote it's a Slytherin world 'Bout partying like you're evil With Slytherin boys and girls You're all just green with envy Cuz we're proud to wear the green You other houses wanna turn us into your own little machines Shut up and listen (what?) We're Slytherins (yeah) You wish we were in your house Shut up and listen (what?) We're Slytherins (yeah) You wish we were in your house You say we're in Hufflepuff? You're a joker We're not that mediocre You say we're in Ravenclaw? That's birdy We're not nearly that nerdy And Gryffindors are just a type of Slytherins except that morals are your guiding light Except what does that get you in the fight? Nowhere Shut up and listen (what?) We're Slytherins (yeah) You wish we were in your house Shut up and listen (what?) We're Slytherins (yeah) You wish we were in your house Shut up and listen (what?) We're Slytherins (yeah) You wish we were in your house Shut up and listen (what?) We're Slytherins (yeah) You wish we were in your house