I Know Every Spell

Lyrics

I was walkin' along the muddy old Hogsmead road Along came a wizard with long, flowing colored robes He asked, "If you're goin' to Hogsmead, would you like some company?" I said, "Yeah, sure. You could walk along with me." He asked me if I knew a spell that would keep us warm and dry I said, "Listen, bub, I know every spell that's been known by every guy." I know every spell man, I know every spell man I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man I even know how to spell, man. I know every spell Therе's Accio, Crucio, Diffindo, Muffliato Glisseo, Protego, Reducto, Evanеsco Scourgify, Spongify, Stupefy, Levicorpus Periculum, Locomotor, Fiendfyre, Langlock Erecto, Colloshoo, Ferula, Entomorphis Sectumsempra, Rictumsempra, Serpensortia, Mimblewimble I know every spell man, I know every spell man I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man I even know how to spell, man. I know every spell Petrificus Totalus, Lumos, Impendamenta Slugulus Erupto, Flipendo, Waddiwasi Lumos Maxima, Alohomora Flagrate Engorgio, Legilimens, Obliviate, Nox Occulus Reparo, Priori Incantato Furnunculus, Colloportus, Avada Kedavra I know every spell man, I know every spell man I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man I even know how to spell, man. I know every spell Once again, there's Accio, Crucio, Diffindo, Muffliato Glisseo, Protego, Reducto, Evanesco Scourgify, Spongify, Stupefy, Levicorpus Periculum, Locomotor, Fiendfyre, Langlock Erecto, Colloshoo, Ferula, Entomorphis Sectumsempra, Rictumsempra, Serpensortia, Mimblewimble I know every spell man, I know every spell man I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man I even know how to spell, man. I know every spell I know every spell man, I know every spell man I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man I even know how to spell, man I know spells that you don't know I know every spell