Lyrics

Conrad and Sally: My uncle Terwilliger likes to pat. Any animal thin or fat. He likes to pat them tall and small Conrad: But what uncle like the most of all is... Ken Bahn: Pat a poodle in his left hand Sally: Poodle in his left hand Ken Bahn: Camel in his right hand Sally: Camel in his right hand Kids: And when he's patting them just so Ken Bahn: He likes to pat on with his left big toe