Octagon Octagon

Lyrics

[Intro: Paperboy] Newspaper—The Daily Herald! Octagon is back—people are going Octagon-crazy This morning—people have went Octagon-crazy The newspaper—newspaper! People are delivering the formal's newspapers in your back yard Octagon-crazy Number one story today—Octagon went crazy [Verse 1: Dr. Octagon] I was writing Octagon in an Octagon-hat With Octagon-underwear, taking an Octagon-bath With Octagon-soap, my Octagon-motorcycle made by Octagon Bikes Stand up late in Octagon Heights living that Octagon-life Wiping the girls off with Octagon-baby-wipes Using the Octagon-washing-machine to dry Octagon-coats on Octagon-hangers Octagon-posters made Octagon famous The Octagon-germ became quite contagious Left people upside-down, taking Octagon-painkillers Octagon, to everybody so familiar Octagon-condoms, with Octagon-tampons for women Became a frenzy Octagon-gasoline, people use it when their motors go empty Octagon-dog food with Octagon-cat food Did ya'll read Octagon News? People going Octagon, fool With Octagon-girs and Octagon-dudes With strippers even dancing with G-strings in Octagon-boots [Interlude] People said Octagon went crazy He lost his mind, they said he was in a mental hospital They said he was throwing all of his hair out They say he was in there eating his own dog food They say he was in there eating his own cat food They said Octagon went crazy crawling up on the ceiling He was crawling down the ceiling Wearing boots, talking to the news crew on his bluetooth [Verse 2] Octagon-rice with Octagon-beans with Octagon-shrimp Octagon-Stadium where The Octagons play I hear it every day, Octagon-Arena with Octagon-orchestra Octagon-milk backstage for every age Octagon-surgery for people who need an Octagon-face Octagon-belts for Octagon-waists Octagon-curtains, everything Octa-refurbished Octagon-turtles—and don't forget the Octagon-gerbils Everything got the world going in Octagon-circles [Interlude] Hey, are you coming with Octagon again? I said, Are you coming with Octagon again? Are you really coming? (Please, leave me alone) [Outro] Octagon, Octagon, Octagon Octagon Octagon, Octagon, Octagon, Octagon Put one leg on the wall, and one leg on the floor Do the Octagon, do the Octagon Do the Octagon, do the Octagon