Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

Lyrics

[Dr. Octagon Intro: Sample] "I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man Shark Man? *chuckling* Judging from his appearance, that's the most appropriate name I could come up with for him I hate this kid This—uh—thing you're talking about It had the body of a shark, and the arms and face of a man? That's the chap Holy jumping jackfish!" [Dr. Octagonecologyst Intro: Mr. Gerbik] *moaning and growling* Yes—you have met the dangerous two hundred and eight-year-old uncle of Dr. Octagon I, myself— Mr. Gerbik: half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator Carrying a dead walrus Ooh, check it [Verse 1: Mr. Gerbik] With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue Yellow sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac My skin turn orange and green in the limousine People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline Underwater I breathe with lizards on my sleeve Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard Transvestites, and people watch space parasites I left his head in the store, legs in the street Body on Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet LAPD through gray clouds couldn't see me I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird I was born this way, halfsharkalligator Is he weird? [Chorus: Mr. Gerbik] Half-shark-alligator-half-man "Half man, half shark!" Half-shark-alligator-half-man "Half man, half shark!" [Verse 2: Mr. Gerbik] My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catching spasms Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo African bees, snakeskin's cobra spit through you my medical passes You can't see, with 3D glasses Carbon dioxide, pull it right through 'em with gases My description dinosaur I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades Seven-oh-seven, Mr. Gerbik Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly My appetites more big it's time for wildebeests Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic turtles And shrimps, smack gorillas make 'em limp Half-shark-alligator-man [Chorus: Mr. Gerbik] Half-shark-alligator-half-man "Half man, half shark!" Half-shark-alligator-half-man "Half man, half shark!" Half-shark-alligator-half-man "Half man, half shark!" Half-shark-alligator-half-man "Half man, half shark!" [Verse 3: Mr. Gerbik] In my raw world, orangutangs dance for Thanksgiving With skeleton bones and skunk tails is my mission Holding backward raps to all my power packs Baboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack With two bowls of ocean water, monkeys sniffin' ice Contact Jupiter fools Martians bring my rice I'm out flyin' with purple capes in the twilight Oooh ooh ooh, tonight's the night My oxygen region's New York to California Half-shark-alligator-half-man! [Outro: "National Geographic Video: Land of the Tiger "] The water is deep, and it takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through the water plants while dragging a two hundred and fifty pound sambar... The crocodile's teeth are designed to seize and hold prey, not to cut through skin. During all the hours the sambar lay in the water they are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide. The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the end give up without the struggle