You’re Out of the Computer

Lyrics

You don't exist You're off my list You're just an intruder You're out of the computer I didn't abuse you I didn't shoot you I just took you Out of the computer And I turned my head, and I said, "You couldn't be cuter" But you're out of the computer Because you're the world's worst slacker And I'm the world's greatest hacker I didn't know, you were a hooker! You're out of the computer [Break] E-I-N-A-O (What is the word I'm meaning? Suppressed? Yes.) I took her out of my heart with a roto rooter And I ran her over with my brand-nеw scooter And I turned my head and I said, "You'rе out of the computer" Because you're the world's worst programmer And I'm the world's greatest hacker You were the one I would die for You were the one I would climb the sky for You were my lover But you made me suffer When you became the world's greatest surfer Now you're out of the computer You were online, but you're offline, but you're online Do I have to throw you A diorammer? You're the world's worst hammer You're the world's worst slammer You're the world's worst slammer I thought things were smoother But they can't be blacker I'm the world's greatest hacker I'm the world's greatest hijacker I-I-I-I-I-I'm the world's greatest-I-I-I-I-I [Break] E-I-N-A-O (I'm the world's greatest hacker And you are the world's worst... Moonraker. I don't know. Fucker.) I took away your key I took away your mouse I'm a turkey I'm a louse I threw you out of the house And now you're out of the computer Even if you yell, 'I NEED A KEY!' You ain't getting back Because you're out of the computer I spent wonderful moments In your components Get out of my memory Now get your digitals out of my modules Get your mish-mosh out of my MacIntosh Or I'll hit you with a Swiss wrist-watch You showed them your modem And as sure as my name is [???] You're out of the computer We were right down the highway But you put your hand on my byway And you're trying to sell me A floppy A [???] And a copy of my autopsy You looked at my iris And you gave me a virus You took away my lapdesk You took away my website You took away my discdrive You took away my database And you throw away my floppy And you scramble my [???] And you took away my batter You're the world's worst home-shopper You're the world's worst pornographer And if you see me first, You say "Hello", And if I see you first, I'll say "Hello" [Outro] HI HELLO HELLO HI Shut up! You're out of the computer