Freshest Rhymes In The World

Lyrics

Hey Doctor! Yeah, what's up H-Y? Yo man, you know I got the freshest rhymes in the world! You got the what! Yeah that's right, that's exactly what I said! So [?] Hit it Galaxy! They like us, they bite us No other MCs excite us It's Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde for ya boys and girls And these are the freshest rhymes in the world Late one night there was a lunar eclipse And I was taken from the Earth and it goes like this Me and Darth Vader were on Planet Zeta And I was tryin' to be cool, what's my beta-max But the Earth was under attack And Luke Skywalker had my back So I went for my phaser, out of my blazer I shot Darth Vader in the head with a laser beam It was just like a horror dream So I hurried up and split the scene And then I ran straight for space control I told the ewoks, "Yo it's time to roll!" I said CP3, brother what will it be He just shift the ship into hyper-speed And off we flew like a lightning spike And we was ready for a real Star Wars fight And we got to Earth in the nick of time I had 31 seconds to bust a rhyme So I called H-Y-D-E and my trusty DJ Galaxy But when Darth Vader tried to rock my world I shot him with a gun, turned him into a squirrel Ahhh, ha ha Yeah, you like that? Yeah, that was kinda def (yeah), let me tell you somethin' brother One night I was dreamin' and I found Myself, standin' on the pitcher's mound I looked down at home plate and who did I see? Big Dave Winfield lookin' right at me Now Dr. Jeckyll saw that he was gonna hit So he went and grabbed the catcher's mitt He looked at Dave, yes, and gave me the sign One meant fastball and two meant rhyme Well I figured I'd throw the thing that couldn't miss So I threw him a rhyme and it went like this, huh! Dave Winfield, in pinstripes I'm gonna throw the funky rhyme down the pipe I talked to George Steinbrenner about what to do And I think you know how he feels about you! He said "Look 'em in the eye, pull your arms way back And throw him a clause in his contract Something that'll cause him a lot of pain Like $25 million right down the drain And that's why I can brag, without a doubt That I pitched to Dave Winfield and struck him out! They like us, they bite us But no other MCs excite us It's Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde for ya boys and girls And these are the freshest rhymes in the world I know you remember the Thrilla in Manila Well here comes Dr. Jeckyll versus Godzilla I was all alone, chillin' in my home When Tokyo called me on the telephone It was Mr. Sony, the TV man He said "Come, come quick, Godzilla's eatin' Japan!" I jumped in my lair without a care And in two minutes flat I was over there And I saw Godzilla, he was headed south With 2,000 Sony Trinitrons in his mouth Well the time had come for me to think quick I went into my bag of tricks I let him down to the ocean 'Cause that's where I keep my magic potion Hey Godzuki with your red-hot breath The word is out that you think you're fresh I took my potion, hit him in the eye Shrunk him down to two-feet size Picked him up, and that was that I took him up and I fed him to my cat! Ah, that was kinda def, right? Yeah, yeah, that was alright But you didn't know the shark came back (what!) Well I was on my yacht, with Jacques Cousteau Just playing the roll and watchin' videos And just before Hot Tracks was about to begin A great big thing pulled me in I went down and down and what did I see? This crazy big shark lookin' right at me I said "How could this be that you still lived?" He said "You killed my brother, I'm his relative!" And I hope you like to gamble so place your bet We're gonna play this little game it's called shark roulette Well he spun the chamber, put it to my head And for a minute I thought that I'd be dead But just before it went off in the nick of time I busted out with another, crazy def rhyme I said Mr. Shark, hey! what it be, yes And why does your family want to mess with me? Because you know if you throw you're gonna lose I'll just turn you all into sharkskin shoes And your teeth might be sharp and you have a big bite But everybody knows a shark can't fight Well I know I have my rhymes to thank Because after that, huh, my mind went blank I think about the time everyday While I'm on my yacht, eatin' shark filet! Ahh! Real, real def! They like us, they bite us No other MCs excite us It's Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde for ya boys and girls And these are the freshest rhymes in the world