Sith-Inator

Lyrics

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ] You see, the Force with me is weak I've never been that hip or chic People treat me like a freak Sometimes they even boo and hiss Let me tell you, even though My midi-chlorians are low I'll be the Death Star's CEO When they get a load of this... It's a Sith-inator It's a really cool machine My evil will be greater Than Darth Vader's ever been You ask all those haters From Naboo to Tatooine They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!" When this is operational I'll zap myself, then bam! The Force will be so strong with me They'll all know who I am! And all those bureaucrats That used to point and jeer and joke If I put my fingers just like this They're gonna start to choke Moff Tarkin will respect me Give me medals and a raise With all my newfound Sith-iness I'll set the Force ablaze! The Emperor who used to only Greet me with a yawn He now will say, "I'm blown away!" Much like Alderaan It's a Sith-inator It's a really cool machine My evil will be greater Than Darth Vader's ever been You ask all those haters From Naboo to Tatooine They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!" It's my Sith-inator It's got evil moving parts I'm a Sith creator And my evil's off the charts! And my portrait will be placed On all the grandest evil hearths... And I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths! I'll no longer be the lowest The fastest, not the slowest The yes-est, not the no-est And you'll all be eating crow-est I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths! Darth Vader can kiss my bantha!