Adulting

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[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] So you say you got a patch for leading people through a jungle? But I've got a prescription for this anti-fungal So I win [ISABELLA, spoken] How is that winning? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I'm just saying I'm prepared [ISABELLA] Undecided whether I should feel disturbed or scared [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I'm older and bolder Got this ache in my shoulder I keep my medical records In this manilla folder [ISABELLA, spoken] Meaning? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] Just that I've lived more [ISABELLA] But I've got a better feelin' for the great outdoors [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] You think you know just what to do But I've got a ton more experience than you In adulting [ISABELLA, spoken] Is that what it's called? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I know you don't know what I mean But you're not gonna know it 'til you turn eighteen It's called "adulting" [ISABELLA] That's not a verb [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] When you're no longer a private, you're a sarge You're all grown up and you're livin' large You get to be the one in charge Get it off of me, get it off of me It's called adulting [ISABELLA, spoken] It's still not a verb [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] Come on, back me up, Ferb [FERB, spoken] It's not a verb [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Whatever [ISABELLA] Can you read a compass? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Or start a fire? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Build a shelter? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Or change a tire? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Dig a hole? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Pitch a tent? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Navigate? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Circumvent? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Chop a tree? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Build a snare? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Catch a fish? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Fight a bear? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] No [ISABELLA] Now I think our only care And I think this question is really fair Is can you get us from here to there? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] Absolutely [ISABELLA] You can? How? [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] By adulting Yes, adulting [BALJEET, spoken] He makes a salient point [ISABELLA, spoken] Baljeet [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I'm adulting [BALJEET, spoken] What? He sounds authoritative [DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ] 'Cause I'm adulting I'm an adult