Lyrics

I am a tumbleweed snowman, a tumbleweed snowman I'm a tumbleweed snowman, a tumbleweed snowman No one's dreaming of a white Christmas down in El Paso No one's singing "Let it Snow, Let it Snow" down in San Antonio Rudolph the red-nosed javalina for all the little kids out west Santa's coming, yeah his engine's gunning but he's just a little over-dressed Frosty that snowman, he wouldn't last a minute on the Rio Grande Up there in the North Pole, you don't get a lot of vitamin D So hot hot hot and ho ho ho And hot hot hot and away I go I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman Well it's the most wonderful time of the year down here in Death Valley Four giant birds and three French cowboys and a lizard on a lemon tree Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way in a one-horse kind of town A star, a star is burning in the night even when the sun goes down La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Santa gon' bring me a new swamp cooler, it's a hundred degrees There's no man like a snowman, that's why I'm stacking up tumbleweeds Hot hot hot and ho ho ho And hot hot hot and away I go I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman