Don’t Have the Cow

Lyrics

You should have listened to your mother And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parent's And doubled up on your pea's and carrots Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony Now that the cows are going mad Now that the cows are going mad The vegetarians are laughing at us now Well, this just makes you want to hate them even more And if you indulge in that Than you're no smarter than the slab of meat you eat The one that's now driving you mad, mad, mad, mad I hate to be an "I told you so" But I fucking told you so Meat is murder and it's killing you What the hell are you going to do? Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony Cows are going mad Cows are going mad Cows are going mad (Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony) Cows are going mad (Even though I eat meat) I hate to be an "I told you so" I hate to be an "I told you so" I hate to be an "I told you so" I hate to be an "I told you so"