Fire and Ice

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[HAL MARCH, spoken] It's time for the one… two… four… eight... Sixteen… thirty-two… sixty-four… "The $64,000 Question," brought to you by Revlon! Tonight, Revlon launches a full line of Cosmetics. Let's meet the man behind the Makeup, Mr. Charles Revson! [CHARLES REVSON, spoken] Women of America, we challenge you to take Revlon's questionnaire... and see you how you Compare! [REVSON] Do women in sable excite you? Do you close your eyes when you're kissed? Do you hope the next man you meet Is a psychiatrist? [DORIAN LEIGH/MIRROR GIRLS] AH-AH! [REVSON] Would you wear a sheath And nothing beneath Without thinking twice? [REVSON & LEIGH] Do you have the daring to try [REVSON] Fire and Ice? [LEIGH & MIRROR GIRLS] Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! [REVSON] Do you like to dance with your heels off? [LEIGH] But wear them to shop at the store? [REVSON] Do you dote on Dom Perignon-- [LEIGH] And lobster themidor? [MIRROR GIRLS] Mmm-hmm, I adore it! [REVSON] Is your bedroom suite a child-free retreat To love's paradise? What girl can afford not to buy-- [LEIGH] Fire and Ice! [MIRROR GIRLS] Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! [REVSON] If airlines were ticketing tourists Would you take a space ship to Mars? [MIRROR GIRLS] Ah! [REVSON] Do you like to drive in racy convertible cars? [HELENA RUBENSTEIN] Like tawdry Park Avenue call-girls Cheap makeup makes whores out of all girls [ELIZABETH ARDEN] Can she be the lovely Dorian Leigh? Poor darling, if only she listened to me! [HARRY FLEMING, spoken] No! *That's* her? [ELIZABETH, spoken] Just look at her, she's as cheap as a paper plate [HARRY, spoken] And him! [ELIZABETH, spoken] Him? He's beyond vulgar! [REVSON] In cocktails with one dash of bitters Do you like them better with two? Do olives adorn your martinis More than onions do? [LEIGH] Is power the scent You prize on your gent Instead of-- [REVSON] "Old spice?" It's not for the timid and shy-- [REVSON & LEIGH] Fire and Ice! [MIRROR GIRLS] Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! [HELENA, spoken] You put the fire with the ice, what do you Have? A puddle! This is so exciting? [LEIGH] Do gypsy guitars make you wistful? [MIRROR GIRLS] Do soap opera plots make you laugh? [LEIGH] Do you keep Sinatra or Crosby on your phonograph? [REVSON] Ba-bum-bum-bum-ba-bah [LEIGH] Would you frost your "'do" And blithely pooh-pooh your boyfriend's advice? [MIRROR GIRLS] Miss Dorian Leigh does, and why? [HELENA, spoken] Fire and *Scheiss* [TOMMY, spoken] It's "Fire and Ice" [HELENA, spoken] That's what I said. Right? [HARRY] Our out-of-town branches are dying [ELIZABETH] No! [TOMMY] B. Altman's dropping our brand [HELENA] What? [HARRY & TOMMY] Young women are buying up Revlon in record demand! [REVSON] Each week as my net worth increases Those ladies are crumbling to pieces I sell women sex for a buck-ninety-nine The new world of Revlon is finally mine! Do some older women resent you? [LEIGH] Can you keep ahold of your man? [REVSON/LEIGH] Do you like to play down and dirty like the big boys can? [MIRROR GIRLS] AH-AH-AH-AH! [REVSON] If you answered "yes" To eight out of ten Then the men in your life- [MIRROR GIRLS] And the life in your men- [LEIGH] Need not know the secret By which we girls entice! [REVSON] Now you know the secret! [LEIGH] The secret between you and I: [REVSON] Fire and Ice! [MIRROR GIRLS] Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!