The Original Human Beat Box

Lyrics

[Intro] Crowd around, everybody And, everybody, crowd around while I count if off One, two Three, party people, check this out [Verse 1] Here we go You know, you know, I came to rock When my legs start to shake, my head starts to rock The mic almost stopped, but I catch it quick And from that point, we get hectic Now, ask all the ladies, ask all the boys I am the one and only art of noise With a— here and a— here Everywhere I'm the human beatbox known as Doug Fresh And I go for more and not for less Say my rhymes are good as gold in a treasure chest And the way I rock, people think I'm fresh And if by now you haven't guessed I'm the human beatbox soloist Doug Fresh, the people can't resist And they love it when I just go like this [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] I'ma tell you how it happened not long ago Me and Chill Will had to do a show Had to think of something different, something kinda new Something that'll get attention, no one else can do The control is mastered by only a few With sounds from my mouth, I can move your shoes Hold up, don't leave, I'm not yet through Just check out what I'm about to do, c'mon [Instrumental Break] [Interlude] Yo, break it down The beatbox is something I'll always perfect I'll make you ask, "Is it live, or is it Memorex? Or is it Maxell? Or TDK?" 'Cause you'll never again hear it quite this way [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] The schooler, the ruler, no one cooler The brother, the lover, don't believe me? Ask your mother Say a fresh rhyme from now 'til next summer While I'll get fresher, MCs'll get dumber Very outspoken and never caught smoking Never hopped a train 'cause I keep me a token Standing out like a light at night 'Cause I'm like in search of fire, I do things right I'm Doug Fresh, y'all, and I'm the best, y'all And I'm known to rock the rest And you gotta keep on to the break of dawn And everybody know my rap just got to be strong And young ladies, stay with me And try not to ever forget me And homeboy, you got static? Come get me And not a loss, I hope she pick me Now I'm the MC hater, no one greater Number one and upon the crossfader Add and subtract just like a calculator Barry B known as the creator Diss any MC that is a traitor Biting my rhymes just like an alligator You eat some now, you save some for later It gets me hot just like a radiator And I am deeper than your refrigerator I'm gonna home and watch my Beta And max, and just relax And just chill will my girl and watch hot tracks 'Cause I rap to music or a capell-o Know with all the ladies as a real cool fellow Superman of bass, super girls are cellos Skin tone too brown to be a high yellow Voice range up, but not a falsetto Not too loud and not too mellow To all the young ladies, I'd like to say hello To you, and without further ado Just listen to the song, 'cause the words are true, c'mon [Instrumental Outro]