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[PAUL Spoken: So, ladies and gentlemen, right now we'd like to present the show "Kids and Animals". I don't know how many of you know this, but I was actually born and raised on a little country farm. Uh, Tangawarra. And I learnt a fantastic skill in Tangawarra, when I was about seven I won a contest there and I became the world's greatest kisser. And it's a skill I'd like to share with some of the younger members of the audience here tonight] I'm wet and I'm moist So come on let's rejoice In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts And the fact that we are all young adults [PAUL Spoken: Hi baby, how are ya?] And lie back on your couch After this there'll be no doubt I don't care if you're a Miss or a Mrs You done been squelched by the world's best kisses Ho-ho, sit up straight and pout I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out A tongue so grand you'll call me more than friend One kiss from this, you'll never brush your teeth again [PAUL Spoken: And you know it's true, mate] Well, go back to your husband now Tell him you've done broke your vow Stand proud and say "Hey Mister I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser" Ho-ho, sit up straight and pout I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out A tongue so long it really grows and grows Put it in your mouth and it'll clean out your nose I've only kissed one girl before My Grandma on the kitchen floor She dribbled and grinned and said "Hey kid You taught me things your Grandpa never did" She added there'd be hell to pay If Ma found out we'd gone astray So hurry, Paul, go and get some sleep You've finally got a skill to teach the sheep Hey-hey, calm down and pucker up These lips are strong enough to stop a truck A tongue so long, it really packs a punch One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch [PAUL Spoken: Yesterday. Ugh!]