Lyrics

Oi! [TIM Spoken: Skippy the Bush Kangaroo has become...] Oi! [TIM Spoken: ...a drug dealer. Skippy's out there now on the highways of the world selling drugs to truck drivers] Oi! [TIM Spoken: They're calling him "Skippy the Pusher Kangaroo"] Oi! Oi! Skippy's all grown up, he's not a joey anymore He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor (Oi!) He glassed Matt Hammond with a bottle of stout (Stout!) And threw a dart in Sonny's eyes before he ripped it out Who's that walking on air? Or bouncing down the street without a care? It's skinhead Skippy, the killer kangaroo (Oi!) With blood soaked bovver boots, a racist attitude A mean fucking mother's son Not afraid of anyone Got the others on the run Here he comes, here he comes Skippy the skin— Oi! *Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch* (Oi!) Skippy's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head He's dating wallabies half his age And getting them into bed (Oi!) He says his old friends are all miserable pricks They're married now, or dead, or gone Or mentally sick Who's that walking on air? Bouncing down the street without a care? [TIM Spoke: Hello Skip] *Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch* [TIM Spoke: What's the problem, Skip?] [PAUL Spoke: Oh dear] *Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch* [TIM Spoke: Sonny's in trouble? He's hangin' off a cliff?] *Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch* [TIM Spoken: *Gasp* And?] *Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch* [TIM Spoken: No! No! No! The?] *Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch* [TIM Spoken: Richard Fidler, the cunnilingus kid] [RICHARD Spoken: Well... that's when mummy and daddy are loving each other very much] Well, Benji got the snip and tuck and now he's sniffing glue [TIM Spoken: *Sniff* Aw shit *sniff* that's great, Flicka *sniff*] Milo and Otis died at least eight times over [TIM Spoken: Ah! Woof! Meow! Oh! Ah! D'oh! Ooh!] [RICHARD Spoken: That's eight] Rin Tin Tin blindly humps the leg of his owner [TIM Spoken: Hey, Rin Tin Tin, what's that tune?] [PAUL Spoken: Last Post. Damn, splinter. Ow] Flipper became sushi Mr. Ed loves drag Lassie's a transvestite And Gentle Ben, Gentle Ben's a fag Who's causing havoc on the docks In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red docs? Skinhead Skippy the fascist kangaroo With a blood soaked Stanley knife And a racist attitude (Hey) He'll wait until you're all alone Crack your skull, break your bones Send the pieces to your home He's the one All in fun Skippy the skinhead Oi, oi, oi, oi! Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch, Oi!