Lyrics

[TIM Spoken: In 1973, the Doug Anthony Allstars truly made their first entry into Britain, dominating television and the mass-media for a full six months with the following piece. This song, which was mainly concerned with the disappearance of the Nazi war criminals. Where did they go? They went to that land of love, that country of beauty... Mexico!] [RICHARD Spoken: Uno, [?]. Uno, dos, tres, quatro] Ein volk, ein Reich, ein cha-cha-cha Ein volk, ein Reich, ein cha-cha-cha Arriba! (Ein volk, ein Reich, ein cha-cha-cha) Here comes the German reunification Catch the plane to Buenos Aires Find the new generation On the autobahn with Speedy Gonzales Hey-la, hey-la-la-hey Hey-la, hey-la-la-hey Eating nachos in the sun South America, here I come I want to be a Mexican Hitler Viva la Führer, viva la Führer Mussolini in a white sombrero Viva la Führer, viva la Führer Here comes the new law and the new order Reichstag's burning south of the border When you're low, where can you go? Where to? Mexico, oh! Mexico We'll find a small Peruvian village Just like Poland we'll burn, rape, pillage Drink Tequila, then siesta With Goering, Goebbels, Himmler and Kessler Hey-la, hey-la-la-hey Hey-la, hey-la-la-hey Then I'll quench my evil desire By setting Eva Braun and Blondie on fire I want to be a Mexican Hitler Viva la Führer, viva la Führer While Franco dances a Spanish rumba Viva la Franco, viva la Führer Who's that in the Volkswagen car? It's the little old Nazi from Pasadena [TIM Spoken: Eh Cisco! Eh Pancho! Where did those [?] go? Mexico! Take it away Richard Fidler!] Mama Just killed a man [PAUL Spoken: Shut the fuck up!] I met a knee slapping Señorita (Chang Mai) Who worked for a peso in Salon Kitty Big girls love dic⁠— Tators But the ones that do aren't pretty Here comes the fourth Reich, baby And if the propaganda works, one day Then we'll all be goose-stepping in Californi-a I want to be a Mexican Hitler I want to be a Mexican Hitler Viva la Führer, viva la Führer While Saddam lambadas Viva la Saddam, viva la Führer It's a triumph of the will Here come the three boys from Brazil Hey-ho, off we go Where to? [RICHARD Spoken: Ah, Bosnia Herzegovina] Mexico, oh! Mexico, oh! Mexico Mexico! Mexico! Olé!