Scoffing Your Face

Lyrics

[Intro] Oi Man needs to hit the jump or something Man's been sitting down lifting burgers What's wrong with the dons? Fam Get off the sofa Turn off EastEnders Turn off Coronation Street Drop and give me 20 Pagan Ah [Chorus] War, war, war, war, war, war It's obvious mate You write bars while scoffing your face Come on your bars ain't hard fam put down the Häagen-Daz and lock it, I'll wait They know I'm great just like the carbohydrates that you got on your plate You don't want none of these beefs You ain't running these streets Even if you jog in a day War, war, war, war, war, war It's obvious mate You write bars while scoffing your face Come on your bars ain't hard fam put down the Häagen-Daz and lock it, I'll wait They know I'm great just like the carbohydrates that you got on your plate You don't want none of these beefs You ain't running these streets Even if you jog in a day [Verse 1] We know that you're a chicken and yeah it'sa wrap bro Come to my ends get turfed no astro I look at man in the face, like that you've been eating way too much donuts you're a fatso And about you running the ends, oh please You couldn't even run couple laps so It's a big fact if I take your snickers and kit-kat you probably can have an asthma attack, wow Slow down with your heavy breathing Sounds like a heathen, you should go vegan You were saying it's MCs you're eating You're so fat I think it's MCs you've eaten See these treatment cus I'ma burning this clump Looking like a Caucasian Sherman Klump Stressing on my shoulders, you ain't earning one I've been sipping my tea like Kermit, cus' I looked at the sad man like you ain't ready I know that you think you're heavy Tryna look big, strong, and henny But you can't drop now and give me 20 You look like a meat loaf I put in a cooker I'll fuck you up much worse than a hooker Fuck the fistfight I'll put out the juker Get down now and give me 30 push-ups Basic flows, fuck your bars are dead still I was told to aim for the head still It don't matter how many times that you'd get wheels Still couldn't test me on a treadmill About banging my face You couldn't handle banging my waist I got abs you got the swine belly And that's because there's no ham on my plate [Chorus] War, war, war, war, war, war It's obvious mate You write bars while scoffing your face Come on your bars ain't hard fam put down the Häagen-Daz and lock it, I'll wait They know I'm great just like the carbohydrates that you got on your plate You don't want none of these beefs You ain't running these streets Even if you jog in a day War, war, war, war, war, war It's obvious mate You write bars while scoffing your face Come on your bars ain't hard fam put down the Häagen-Daz and lock it, I'll wait They know I'm great just like the carbohydrates that you got on your plate You don't want none of these beefs You ain't running these streets Even if you jog in a day [Verse 2] You're Dizzee, thinking you're Titch, who's the mook now? If I was your size I wouldn't look proud You haven't had a sex with a female in five months And you can't see your tings when you look down How does it feel that when you're at home with your sofa while your boys are road getting booked out? The only time that you'll ever go ham in a place is when you turn into a cookout No revolvers there but I'm the spinner How am I the heavy weight but I'm thinner? I'm squaring my man because he's a sideman Don't invite him to your Christmas dinner Don't be acting like you've been on road all day with the strap rolling like a killer You can never outdo me on the mic but in a food competition you'd be the winner How you gonna hurt me bro? It don't matter how many straps around you I'll still run laps around you And I'm 13 stone You're in a madness, you ate your whole banquet and you still want the beef jerky? No All this advice that I'm preaching, I should just leave him till he's like 30 stone Fuck it I'ma [?] If there's anything that you need in your life rudeboy It's a personal trainer I got [?] on the rice you're just waiting for fries with the shake and the burger's the taster Man need to know who he is fucking with When you spit, all I see is a double chin So fat, we can feed the homeless Cut your belly open, bro we'll see the nuggets in [Chorus] War, war, war, war, war, war It's obvious mate You write bars while scoffing your face Come on your bars ain't hard fam put down the Häagen-Daz and lock it, I'll wait They know I'm great just like the carbohydrates that you got on your plate You don't want none of these beefs You ain't running these streets Even if you jog in a day War, war, war, war, war, war It's obvious mate You write bars while scoffing your face Come on your bars ain't hard fam put down the Häagen-Daz and lock it, I'll wait They know I'm great just like the carbohydrates that you got on your plate You don't want none of these beefs You ain't running these streets Even if you jog in a day War, war, war, war, war, war [Outro] (War, war, war, war, war, war) Oh man Fam stop spitting That double chin's just flapping out fam Looking like you're about to drop one Surrogate mother and that What's wrong with you? (War, war, war, war, war, war) Manlike [?] didn't say my name though Blud I've never seen Michael Jackson Shmurda dancing fam I remember, it's MINGang and LOGang while you're eating you're burger fam Fat cunt