You Could Drive a Person Crazy

Lyrics

[APRIL, KATHY & MARTA] Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo! You could drive a person crazy You could drive a person mad Doo-doo-doo-doo doo First you make a person hazy So a person could be had Doo-doo-doo-doo doo Then you leave a person dangling sadly Outside your door Which it only makes a person gladly Want you even more I could understand a person If it's not a person's bag Doo-doo-doo-doo doo I could understand a person If a person was a fag Doo-doo-doo-doo doo Doo-doo-doo-doo But worse than that A person that Titillates a person and then leaves her flat Is crazy He's a troubled person He's a truly crazy person Himself! [KATHY] When a person's personality is personable He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull To try to get you off of your rump So single and attentive and attractive a man Is everything a person could wish But turning off a person is the act of a man Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish [APRIL, KATHY & MARTA] Knock, knock, is anybody there? Knock, knock, it really isn't fair Knock, knock, I'm working all my charms Knock, knock, a zombie's in my arms All that sweet affection What is wrong? Where's the loose connection? How long, oh Lord, how long? Bobby baby, Bobby bubi, Bobby You could drive a person buggy You could blow a person's cool Doo-doo-doo-doo doo Like you make a person feel all huggy While you make her feel a fool Doo-doo-doo-doo doo When a person says that you've upset her That's when you're good You impersonate a person better Than a zombie should I can understand a person If he wasn't good in bed Doo-doo-doo-doo doo I could understand a person If he actually was dead Doo-doo-doo-doo Exclusive you Elusive you Will any person ever get the juice of you? You're crazy You're a lovely person You're a moving, deeply maladjusted Never to be trusted Crazy person Yourself! Bobby is my hobby and I'm giving it up!