Deadpool: The Animated Series “Finale” [Page 4]

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4. DEADPOOL (CONT'D) I went from Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean to...Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. The ride. Deadpool pinches the bridge of his nose in frustration. DEADPOOL (CONT'D) Where's this fuckin' rhino? INT. MOUNTIAN TUNNEL - DAY A large rhino stands eating by a rock wall. Deadpool, Esiankiki, and Zachariah walk up to him. ZACHARIAH This is Sudan. The last male northern white rhino on the Earth. DEADPOOL (waves) Hi. ESIANKIKI When he dies. A piece of us dies as well. DEADPOOL Pieces of me die all the time. Its fine. Also can't you guys just grab some rhino semen and make more rhinos? ZACHARIAH We'd prefer to do it naturally. But incase something does happen to him in the wild, we did have semen samples taken. DEADPOOL So this isn't even really the last male rhino? Y'all can just Jurassic Park this shit whenever you want? This feels like a waste of my time. ESIANKIKI I assure you it isn't. Whatever you'd be doing instead wouldn't be as significant. DEADPOOL I'd be jackin' llama's from eleven year olds.