Teach Me How to Understand Christmas

Lyrics

[Annie Edison (Alison Brie)] Teach me how to understand Christmas Show me how to open a box It hurts my little head When I'm lying in my bed With visions of sugarplum... socks? [Jeff Winger (Joel McHale)] Is this a bit? [Annie Edison (Alison Brie)] Teach me how to understand Christmas Do I trim the tree or the deer? I can't keep it straight And now it's getting late Where does the stocking go? Here? I can't see! What's a Christmas Eve? Is that Santa's lady? Are snowmen cold or hot? Won't you be my daddy? I'm a silly Christmas baby Tell me what to deck Hehe... 'cause I forgot Brain hurty understandy Christmas Mistletoe for eaty? Taste good? You smarty, me dumb Help pretty have fun Boopy doopy doop boop Sex