Husband Material (Non-Album Track)

Lyrics

[SALLY] Look at him! The perfect man The greatest motion picture partner that I know His heart is kind His taste, refined When I look at him two words just come to mind Husband material That's what I need Someone who can be mature Someone who can... Read! Husband material Walking down the aisle Someone who can grow accustomed to keeping me in style Should he throw a ball? Should he ride a horse? Should he row a rowboat? He should do it all Summer, winter, fall Marathoning, Amazoning, On and On-ing far and wide As long as I'm the bride Husband material He ought to be happy and cheerful From A to Z And maybe that man can marry Husbands throughout history have learned the golden rule Slay the dragon, drag it home, and let their woman rule I should find a husband who can reach that simple goal Let me be forever in control Husband material Is he in reach? Someone who can cook an egg Someone you can teach Husband material Around the bend Someone who can be accepting of what I need to spend Should he write a play? Join the AMA? Should he be a scholar? First in everything He could be a king Supervising, criticizing, socializing, day and night And guess who's wearing white? Husband material He's in the room Though he's therial He's still the groom So that man can maybe marry Yes, that man can one day marry Me