Geordie’s Lost His Penker (Solo live)

Lyrics

[Intro, spoken] (This is a great song It's called "Geordie's Lost His Penker" Now, penker is a marble This is from what I am told at least by a friend of mine Who taught me this who comes from Newcastle on the Tyne "Ovah 'ere" And uh, a penker is a marble You will attest to that, will you not, sir? Uh, there are other words in here That are, I'll have to define as we go along 'Cause, uh, well, you'll see why But just try with me a little bit And uh, we'll just get into it And it's just an a cappella song, you know Just, with you and we will do it That will be that) [Verse 1] Oh, Geordie's lost his penker Oh, Geordie's lost his penker Oh, Geordie's lost his penker Doin' the double-wrought (Doin' the double-wrought means, uh, down the double row Like uh, you know like houses Wanna try that doin' the double-wrought Let's just say that once Doin' the double-wrought Good Now, you just try with me a little bit) [Verse 1] Oh, Geordie's lost his penker Oh, Geordie's lost his penker Oh, Geordie's lost his penker Doin' the double-wrought [Verse 2] It ran right down the cundy It ,,. (Wait a minute now That's a sewer Uh, let's sing it now) [Verse 2] It ran right down the cundy It ran right down the cundy It ran right down the cundy Doin' the double-wrought [Verse 3] So, he went and got a clathesprop (Think that's something you hold your clothes on, right? It's like a rail, you know, so Like a banjo neck Clathesprop, okay, here we go) [Verse 3] He went and got a clathesprop He went and got a clathesprop He went and got a clathesprop Doin' the double-wrought [Verse 4] And he rammed it up the cundy He rammed it up the cundy He rammed it up the cundy Doin' the double-wrought [Verse 5] But he couldn't fetch it But he couldn't fetch it But he couldn't fetch it Doin' the double-wrought [Verse 6] So, he went got gunpowder He went and got gunpowder He went and got gun powder Doin' the double-wrought [Verse 7] And he rammed it up the cundy He rammed it up the cundy He rammed it up the cundy Doin' the double-wrought [Verse 8] Oh, Geordie's found his penker Oh, Geordie's found his penker Oh, Geordie's found his penker Doin' the double-wrought [Verse 9] 'Twas in his bloody pocket *Laughter & applause* 'Twas in his bloody pocket 'Twas in his bloody pocket Doin' the double-wrought *Pop*