Rat Attacks Flan

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Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah Flan is running on a bridge of ceramic And a rat the size of a bear is running Side by side with Flan on the bridge And it's here that the rat, rat attacks Flan And they fall into a river of milk That smells like sour curd slightly thick with snakes That bite with square block teeth that leave Bruises on the skin so deep The rat's large front teeth Dig into the ribs of Flan, it's sharp claws shredding his face Flan gulps down pints of rotten sour milk by accident Almost drowning in it, while the rat says "Fucker!" Molesting Flan, while smaller, dirty baby rats Jump from the matted fur of the big rat Biting and digging with their tiny claws, scratching Flan's fragile skin that's pink and tendеr Suddenly, a flea the sizе of a grape Jumps from the rat and into Flan's mouth Biting the insides of his cheeks Flan is drowning in sour milk And he looks to the shore, and he sees a Gorilla Masturbating on the shore, this Gorilla Flan takes a knife and he stabs the rat Not once, not twice, but three times In this horrible spray of rat blood The bear-like water rat Digs deeper into the poor man's ribs Its white death eyes with the pin pupils Are looking at Flan, and screaming as the man Is drowning in awful snake filled milk A fly the size of a bird is buzzing and bites him in the milk river running Is pink with blood, the man and the rat Little worms living in the fountain of rat blood Razor heavy rat claws, rat teeth Shredding up Flan, but Flan has a knife And he pokes this knife into the rat's Death white eyes that pop at Flan With barrels of pirate pus blood splattering Worms and sour goo, clobbering the air Clobbering his face with disease everywhere Suddenly a submarine the size of a sausage Shoots a torpedo in the back of the rat Who's back explodes, the spine goes jumping Into the air, doing a flip flop Spraying rat blood, the beast is sinking Below the waves, Flan smiles at the sub: "Thank you sirs, you saved my life!"